Capture the wisdom of a Tortle who's been living alone in a hut for god knows how many years on an island that's basically his grandad. With a pop of colour to draw everyone's attention to these confusing words of wisdom you'll definitely get questions rocking this tee, giving you the perfect opportunity to explain (very slowly and very carefully) all about Roll Britannia, until whoever you're talking to either walks away in boredom or subscribes simply to get you to stop talking.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
 
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!