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Derek's Pocket Book of Perfect Aliases Vol:1

The Ultimate DND Book for Creative Character Ideas and Hilarious Disguises​Have you ever needed an excuse to be somebody different in your Dungeons & Dragons campaign? Perhaps there’s a wanted poster in town that looks suspiciously like you, with a name on it suspiciously similar to your name. Or maybe you’re just looking to sign up for a series of increasingly predatory bank loans and are planning on being long gone by the time the creditors arrive. Whatever your reason, Derek Normalbeard’s "Derek's Pocket Book of Perfect Aliases, Volume 1" is your ultimate guide to the art of deception.

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Allen Key, Artificer

  • Background: Renowned inventor turned screwdriver advocate.

  • Traits: Innovatively restless, persuasively passionate, deeply principled.

  • Characteristics: Crumpled suit, oil-stained, earnest demeanour.

Angelo Merk-Aphool, Salesman

  • Background: Merchant of whimsical gadgets with surprising applications.

  • Traits: Cleverly crafty, wiley and welcoming, socially savvy.

  • Characteristics: Impeccably dressed, flamboyant attire, jovial quips.

Aunty Magicfield, Matriarch

  • Background: Enigmatic and wise figure of Mystwick.

  • Traits: Mysteriously charismatic, wise and nurturing, deeply spiritual.

  • Characteristics: Flowing robes, silver hair, speaks in riddles.

What’s Inside?

This delightful DND book is more than just a list of names; it's a collection of meticulously crafted identities, each with a unique backstory, traits, and quirks. Each alias is designed to be foolproof* and comes with detailed instructions to help you seamlessly blend into any scenario.

*Foolproof subject to rolling well.
 

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Why You Need This Book

Blend In Anywhere: Whether you’re gatecrashing a party or impersonating a local lord, these aliases ensure you’re always prepared.
Detailed Backstories: Each identity is complete with history, quirks, and tips to make your character truly believable.
Humorous and Engaging: Written in Derek Normalbeard’s signature style, this book guarantees laughs as well as utility.

The Perfect DND Gift

Looking for the perfect DND gift for your fellow adventurers? "Derek's Pocket Book of Perfect Aliases, Volume 1" is an ideal present for any DND enthusiast. Whether they’re a seasoned Dungeon Master or a newbie player, this book provides endless character ideas and inspiration.
 

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About the Author


Derek Normalbeard, a self-proclaimed legitimate businessman, has a wealth of experience in the art of disguise. Known for his quick wit and unparalleled creativity, Derek has compiled this book to share his expertise with adventurers everywhere.

Get Your Copy Today!
 

"Derek's Pocket Book of Perfect Aliases, Volume 1" is available for purchase right here on Roll Britannia. Dive into Derek’s world of elaborate outfits and foolproof disguises. With this book, you’ll never be caught off guard again. Embrace your inner chameleon and get ready to fool any overworked watchman with ease.

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Note: Any confessions to crimes contained within this book are hearsay and therefore inadmissible in court. If you insist, a representative of Derek Normalbeard will fight you at a time and place of your convenience.

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